Have Cool, Squishy Fun With Me
Summer means high temperatures, fun in the sun, and hot commutes. I thought I’d come up with a new guided masturbation phone sex game for you boys! It needed to be something to cool you off, even as I heat you up! I believe I came up with just the thing.
So I started thinking about one of my favorite fruits of summer…the melon. So firm outside, and yet so soft and squishy inside. This is not a brand new idea, to be sure, but certainly one that will make the hot days of summer a lot more fun to endure!
Pick Your Melon
The type of melon is totally up to you. If you have an average sized cock, most melons will work just fine. If you are hung like the proverbial horse, you will probably need a larger, or longer melon to accommodate the length of your cock. For you small dicked wonders…hell you can use a sugar baby melon. No problem!
One thing to keep in mind is the firmness. Especially if you are getting a cantaloupe or honey dew melon. It should be pretty ripe. Have a little give to it when you give it a bit of a squeeze at the store. This alone will have some women’s eyes riveted to you. 
Preparing Your Melon of Delight
Cut a hole slightly bigger than the circumference of your cock. Check for a good fit before you start using your melon in earnest. It is best to cut a small hole in the opposite end of the melon. Why? Because I had a caller create so much suction with his melon that his cock became tightly stuck in it. Now it was a sight that had me laughing my ass off. We managed to get him free. But unless you want to be put in that awkward position…cut the second hole.
How- To Guide
The hole fits…you have some privacy and the time. Let’s get to stroking!
- Hold your melon firmly with both hands
- Insert your cock slowly into the juicy, soft insides of your melon
- Move your melon up and down on your cock
- Then try putting your melon on a flat surface and humping it
- Notice the incredibly pleasing sensation of having the juices of your melon running down your balls
Variations to Try
1. I highly recommend keeping your melon in the refrigerator overnight before starting this game. Especially on a hot, July day. It adds a lot to cooling you off. It also allows you to stroke longer. A great thing!
2. Another fun twist is to leave your melon out in the sun for a few hours. Then bring it in, cut the holes and start the game. The heat will make the insides even squishier. Pure delight!
3. Call me and let’s have a session of guided masturbation using your melon!
4. This performance could easily be turned into a fabulous humiliation phone sex call too. If you are at all intrigued by that.
Your Fruity Fun
If you have tried this, or try it after reading my blog…I want to hear about your experience. I invite you to leave a comment here!
Ms Athena:
Great post. It’s been ahwile since I have had my way with a melon. But after reading your post I can’t help but want to run out to the store to pick one up, set up my webcam and call you. Humiliating, yes, Fun definitely
That is exactly the reaction I was going for PlungerBoy! I like your style dude! Yes! Get that perfect melon, prepare it, call me and let’s go nuts on that melon!!! ~laughing~